The White Walkers sleep beneath the ice for thousands of years; and when they wake up…
And Cersei began to cry.
Tyrion Lannister could not have been more astonished if Aegon the Conqueror himself had burst into the room, riding on a dragon and juggling lemon pies. He had not seen his sister weep since they were children together at Casterly Rock. Awkwardly, he took a step toward her. When your sister cries, you were supposed to comfort her … but this was Cersei.
She felt older than her fourteen years. If ever she had truly been a girl, that time was done.
“Pining for what you’ve lost, brother?”
Jaime raised his eyes. “I love you too, sweet sister. But you’re a fool. A beautiful golden fool.”
#except she’s naked and in the bath #because things that jaime thinks are appropriate and subtle and illustrative of the fact that he has NO MORE FEELINGS WHATSOEVER: #a) talking BUSINESS (which: state your business jaime? UH…) when your sister’s in the bath #b) sending away your kid so you can have PRIVATE GROWN-UP TALKS with your sister in the bath #c) riposting your sister with a ~sick burn~ that you are REPEATING VERBATIM FROM YOUR FIRST TEXTUAL IT’S-ALL-GOING-TO-POT FIGHT #you assholes #you are assholes! #unsubtle assholes #a feast for crows is the best book and the worst book #and at least with this scene i’ve at this point stopped cry-crying when i read it and started crylaughing #because these mothers are transparent #gilded fucking saran wrap basically #asoiaf #beautiful golden fools #AN OTP TAG BECAUSE OF WORDS IN EACH OTHER’S MOUTHS #FLAWLESS GILDED STUPIDS WITH RAW HEARTS BLEEDING ALL OVER THEIR TEXT #FUCK YOU BOTH BASICALLY FOREVER
sometimes i wonder how it would have gone down if tumblr existed in westeros
stannis is forever pissed that renly has more followers than him and that his photosets get more notes. davos reassures him ITS OKAY MY KING WE JUST NEED TO TRY A DIFFERENT COLOURING
meanwhile everyone knows renly doesn’t create his own graphics and loras is the photoshop master in that relationship.
theon tells everyone irl that he’s a total tumblr bnf but actually only robb follows him and the most notes his posts have gotten is 3, one of them being a pity like from asha.
cersei has a ton of followers but she only follows jaime back (who enjoys spamming robb’s inbox with hate mail) and she stalks margaery’s tumblr because she suspects margaery’s secretly been teaching tommen how to gain more followers despite the fact cersei explicitly told him to stick to bebo.
tyrion would reblog pictures of naked ladies half the time, while the other half would be spent making witty text posts which would get over a 10000 notes.
arya is nobody so she has alot of different tumblrs, and sansa runs a blog dedicated to lemon cakes. catelyn asks robb why he never reblogs any of her posts and robb is all I AM A KING HOW CAN I REBLOG STUFF FROM MY OWN MOTHER I HAVE A REPUTATION YOU KNOW
and no1curr about jon snow because he doesn’t even know how to use tumblr
